Grannysitting under Siege

These last few weeks I have been circulating this magnum opus among my contacts (in Estonian as well as in English). Now that I've caught up with the "present day"in my weekly chronology posts, it's time to publish it here as well. Playing dirty - sure enough. But hey, at least I'm broadcasting my own sensitive information in the process too.

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Date: 23 November 2013 00:05
Subject: Social Spam: a bad case of Relatives, please help spreading the word

[I apologize in advance for such an out-of-nowhere Carpet Spamming. Viral news-spreading seems like a good extra remedy for the difficult situation I'm in. I’ve already sent out dozens of these in Estonian, now I’m reaching out in English.]


Dear folks

I turn to you in a gruesome exotic ailment - I have come down with a bad case of Relatives. Just one to be exact - my uncle.

The delicate beauty of universal language

Oldie-goodie. I could not bear myself if I didn't spam it on.

(Otherwise - Estonians and their inside jokes. Aitäh, Surematu.)